"Um,... I'm Tish..."
03:45:40 | 2001-03-14
"um, hello, my name is Tish, and I give blowjobs for money, because I dont know what taxes are."
LOL
There are some really dumb ass people in this universe. The quote is pieced together from Oprah, whre she was giving finacial advice, and this one chick totally embarrassed her family on the show. "um, what are taxes?" God woman, SHUT UP!
I just cant believe how fate works, how it just randomly picks people, some of which dont deserve it. I mean, if you worked hard and get what you want, you are lucky, but if you didnt do a damn thing a become a star, you should be sought out, stoned, and all of your wealth dispersed to the less fortunate. I mean, look at Bill Gates, I love him. He worked damn hard on his product, people even dissed his work saying it wont work, and look at him now, rollin!!
Perhaps I am being selfish and bitter, but look at how many people suffer with nothing compared to the few that live in the lap of luxury. (sorry, I know I am sounding like Rage Against the Machine) I would kill for just a quarter of what some people had, like the kids I went to school with. My roommies and I took a road trip to Daytona before spring break, and I had to get up and go pick up a friend and bring her to my dorm. We were walking to my car, and she points at this navy blue kick ass BMW, and says, "Is this it?"
I looked up at the car and was like, "Whoa, no, mine is over there."
She looks at my car,"oh" is her only reply, and for the entry ride, she sits in silence. And trust me, she the most talkative girl you will ever meet. I was so crushed, I know my car is a piece of shit, but damn, you aint got to compare it to the ultimate luxury sedan on the market. It's like she cant believe that some of her friends hang with people like myself who are actually middle working class, and have to have a job to support themselves in college, along with state funding, cuz we aint rich and can do whatever we want and have daddy take care of it. She's nice, but she should have a little more respect than that.
Right now, my roommies and I are having an online discussion, even though we live together (our computers are in different rooms) and the discussion has gotten a bit heated about who can be the nastiest. I cant believe some of the shit my roomies are saying:
ok but did you know ummmmmm my name's Tish and I like to do it in a wheelchair because my husband thinks it's kinky and he like gives me money so....ya know....did I tell you my name's Tish?
no I'm Tish and I like to give blowjobs to little asian men
ahh, come on, pleaze????
sucky sucky?
two dolla
are we crazy or what?? I guess guys never really think that girls can be so lued, but it's possible, that and we just like to mess around like that. All of us saw the Oprah episode, so we have been messin with her name all night. We have been quite nasty to the point we have included family members up in it.
KrookedHalo3781: ummm, your daddy told me i was great with my hands
KrookedHalo3781: oh, ummm, i wasn't supposed to say that
KrookedHalo3781: oopppsss
littlelavon: fuck you
littlelavon: well, you had to cuz yo daddy cant get it up anyway
KrookedHalo3781: yeah well, i don't do my daddy like you do, that's nasty
KrookedHalo3781: stop whispering
littlelavon: yeah, well, that aint what he told me
littlelavon: he said he likes me better
KrookedHalo3781: well, since i don't do my daddy i would hope so
littlelavon: LOL
littlelavon: you so bad girl? who raised you?
KrookedHalo3781: my momma
littlelavon: :-P
KrookedHalo3781: :-*
oh god, we need to get some sleep... and a few REAL boyfriends... ^_^