Funny entry titles and my shitty rambling
18:29:57 | 2001-03-03
People suck.
Okay, if you cant write someone a damn recommendation, DONT SAY THAT YOU CAN BITCH!!!
AAAHHH!!!
I am so sick of people.
Oh god why does this happen to me? I only want some damn money, that's it.
I remember when I was at my interview for my job, and last question they asked me was:
If you could have dinner with anyone in the world, dead or alive, famous or not, who would it be and why?
And I am like, "What the fuck kind of question is that?" (of course I didnt say that out load, because I would not be working today ^_^)
But why is it such a big deal to be with a celebrity?? They are people, and just because they can sing dont mean shit. Sade might be famous, but if I saw her in a store, I wouldnt go ga ga and run her down for her signature. Maybe Martin L King, or Ghandi, but not Sade or Russel Crowe.
Okay, why am I rambling?? I am just so pissed right now. I cant make heads or tails of my situation. It seems like everyone else's life is moving forward except for mine.
I guess I should just let it go, because I might let it bother me for the rest of my life, and I will end up living in a large house alone with hundreds of cats.
Now on to the fun stuff. I saw "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" last night. I loved it, but one thing keeps bothering me. (NOTE: IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE YET, DONT READ ANY FURTHER! YOU CANT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU!!!)
At the end, when Jen jumps off the bridge, she was at Wudan Mountain right? When Lo told her that story, wasnt the mountain that the guy in the story jumps off of in the desert?? Lo said it was that specific mountain you have to jump off of for the gods to grant your wish, right? So how could she have jumped off of Wudan Mountain and a wish come true?? Didnt she jump off the wrong mountain??
Now that that off my chest, I wanted to share with you some of the hilarious entry titles that my fav diaries have.
| Beautydefine: | Damn you snow gods/Making even less sense/Damn you mr. internet/Amerime? The fuck?/Faces of Death and Britney Spears/Halloween for little Jimmy/I wet my bed |
| Bat: | why life bites |
| Futurebird: | Introspection, it's deadly/All of my efforts were failures anyway/Just to prove that they are middle class/Lather, rinse, repeat/Sometimes it's like living with Ralph Nader/"was I your first choice?"/I cant breath water/This doesnt seem anything like life! |
| Nifty: | my name is erika, I run into things/im not cute! im black/i wish i was stupid/dirty toliets in tokyo/Fanfuckingtablous ex jumps out of the blue/Nile river of mucus in flood warning/pancrease quivering with joy |
| Bologna: | Barely literate raver kidz beware!/'This is the entry with the title similar to the one I see on about every fifth diary I read where the title is basically just one really long sentence that makes you think, "hey, this is intriguing, mayber I'll read this one" and if your lucky'/Party like a rockstar, Slap a little ass/Oh Thor, I hope she says "Slinky"/Pathos takes a Nap |
That was fun! I should do this again. I dont remember what the entries said, but the title was the best part for me. I dont think any of my titles are that cool, actually, lets be honest, they suck ass. But I dont write them for your entertainment.